Firstly, I think I may be addicted to drawing the Joker in drag. I can't seem to stop myself from doing it, and I blame Christopher Nolan.

Secondly, why is it that I can draw half naked, anorexic, homicidal, mutilated strippers and desecrated corpses and no one will bat an eyelash, but when I say fuck they all have a tizzy?

"Oh my God! She said fuck! She used a curse word! The sweet little innocent one?! Impossible!"

And why is it wherever I go, whether people know me and my interests or not, when they see me with a knife or a nail gun they always take it away from me, looking for all the world like I'm about to go JTHM on them? How can I possibly look both innocent and homicidal? Even when I'm in a uniform with normal people hair and makeup strangers will assume that I am the evil goth child, as well as the innocent good girl, and then ask me if I practice Satanism. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

Anyways, the main point is, I found pictures of Jeffery Dahmer's apartment, complete with mutilated corpses and insane tidiness. The man may have been an insane sexual sadist, but he was also rather clean. Except for that time when he sexed up a corpse until maggots had infested its head...  

And also, I am not a witch, nor am I a satanist, nor am I a serial killer. Please stop asking. That means you, strange bald customer with tattoos on your glistening noggin.